Due to a few people asking me about the post “何で日本語を話せますか”, I have decided to write one in English to clear a few things up. I know, it’s kind of ridiculous to tell people how they should learn Japanese in, well, Japanese, but I wasn’t thinking about that then. But now, it is time to make amends, and here I present you with an almost fully English version (kind of) of what I had before. Please watch it and enjoy it, but try not to get offended or anything. My spleen is a bit swollen and I’m a bit cranky, and it really shows in the video, so I’m told.

「ハロー!コウイチです(これは私のミドルネームです)。私はアメリカに住んでいる五世です。だから、私の日本語はかなり変です。それで「コウイチ弁」が生まれました(大阪弁よりとてもおかしいよ)。このブログは自分の日本語を練習するために作りましたが、アメリカ/英語について面白い記事があるかもしれない。よろしクール(お願いします)!